13 First Dates

[queencrimson]

[In which dates are had by all, for the amusement of the bone witch. backtag as long as you like, shit's gonna get romantic.]

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Silver

[queencrimson]

[Did I mention this was going to be dumb?]

Re: Silver

[wherethewildthingsare]

[Excuse you.

He made himself an atrocious fake beard by smearing charcoal on his chin and under his nose.]

[queencrimson]

[...Okay she's cracking up when she sees it.

And then fake swooning into his arms.]

Oooh, hello Mr. Mysterious Goatee!

[wherethewildthingsare]

Oh my, have you fallen for me already.

[He's feigning dignity, something he clearly lacks.]

Such is the power of the mysterious goatee.

[queencrimson]

I cannot help it, such strong facial hair speaks to my soul.

[wherethewildthingsare]

[Okay now he's laughing w2g]

[queencrimson]

[Giggling.]

I think we've got dinner to eat, right?

[wherethewildthingsare]

I guess you're right.

[He's stifling laughing more, though.]

[queencrimson]

What did you even use to draw on your face?

[wherethewildthingsare]

one of the coals from the fire.

[queencrimson]

[...]

Go wash your face before we eat.

[wherethewildthingsare]

[WOW THANKS MOM

He does it though, returning shortly.]

[queencrimson]

[LOOKING EATING COAL IS BAD.

Here have a shoulderpat tho.]

Sorry, but charcoal doesn't taste great.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Fair enough.

[queencrimson]

I do appreciate the effort to appeal to my...taste, however. As much as I will appreciate you not making fun of me for asking him for my date with Ratatoskr.

Until later.

[wherethewildthingsare]

It will be a truly difficult task.

but I will manage.

[queencrimson]

I believe in you.

And the fact you know I can kick your ass.