13 First Dates

[queencrimson]

[In which dates are had by all, for the amusement of the bone witch. backtag as long as you like, shit's gonna get romantic.]

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[queencrimson]

It's not like I remember how either.

So let's just make it up as we go. Think fast!

[WINGING A SNOWBALL AT HIM.]

[featherduster]

[ BUT THEY DIDN'T COUNT DOWN OR SAY "GO" OR ANYTHING???

Which is to say it pops him right in the face and he does down in an elegant puff of scattered snow ]

[queencrimson]

...Was that too hard?

[r u ok, buddy?]

[featherduster]

[ He's DYING ]

It's all going white...

[ or maybe that's the snow it's unclear ]