queencrimson | 13 First Dates

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[In which dates are had by all, for the amusement of the bone witch. backtag as long as you like, shit's gonna get romantic.]

[So a cow and a pig walk into a bar...]

[and then don't know what to do next.

That's it, that's the punchline]

[Awkwardly. Standing here.]

So ah, Mr....Hank, wasn't it?

That's right. Uh - just Hank is fine.

Hank, alright.

Have you been in Kyriakos long?

Not . . . really? Is over a month a long time?

Longer than I've been here...

[She laughs a little.]

I'm sorry, this must all seem very awkward.

Well - er . . . just a little?

I don't think I've ever been on uh, on a date before.

I don't...really remember if I have.

[Rubbing at the back of her neck.] If it helps, we could simply treat it as time to get to know someone new?

Isn't that essentially what a date's supposed to be? That's fine with me, though.